The Error Page Has You.

The page you are looking for has been permanently retired from this edition of the Matrix. You might be able to find it in the Corridor, right next to the room full of Otaku who don't suck, Windows OS's that work, and compassionate conservatives.

Please try the following:

  • Dress like a priest. You get laid more.
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, it has been logged. An Agent will be by to ass-whip you shortly.
  • The more Agent Smiths you thwack with a large metal pole, the more elderly grannies die. Please hit Alt+Ctrl+Del repeatedly. You will find these keys on the trigger area of any range of firearms.
  • If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can launch little mop-headed albino dandies to chase you through traffic.
  • If you are currently murdering people due to the possibility that you may actually BE trapped inside a real-life Matrix, we suggest you are a tool. There is a way out. Take the bright yellow pill. No, on second thought, take twenty.
  • Beware of Deja Vu.

    Email Agent Smith, Agent Smith, or Agent Smith if you'd like to betray your friends in exchange for a return to the Matrix. We promise to reinsert you painlessly into the program, but if you screw up the mutiny we'll make you a sewer rat in Bangledesh.


  • Cannot find server or DNS Error.
    ...It's the SMELL, if there is such a thing.