Ok folks I'm very sorry but I'm going to be short today... This weekend was crappy kind of... Last week I got poison ivy and well it spreading... Let me just say to any area where you have sensitive skin... you do the math. Anyway as a result I ended up in the Emergency room on Monday feeling like a retard. I got some creme and some pills and today I got a shot so hopefully I get this shit in order! They say that the worst pain in the world is having a child, until you get poison ivy ...ummm there.
I did managae to get wet this weekend! Angie got us a coupe of tanks and we tried out our new BCs and blew some pool bubbles that was cool. Dade, the neighborhood kids and I went out to Jenkins and shot off a few model rockets this weekend too, what a hoot!
You are Agent Smith, from "The Matrix." No one would ever want to run into you in a dark alley. Cold as steel, tough as a rock, things are your way or the highway.
I know I've been busy and itchy! Damn it man I got into some poison ivy last weekend and holy crap I'm about to gnaw my leg off! Then as if that's not enough now I'm getting a heat rash under my arms! GAH!
Ok how about some links... Uphill water? how does he do it!?!?
Do not mess with this guy ... in addition to killing a burglar recently, last year he saw a police chase of a man that had stolen of this guys dump trucks end near his house. When suspect fled he came out of his house and chased him down when the suspect wouldn't yeild he pounded him with a bat!
I'm still in Matrix mode! I just love movies I think... this whole Matrix thing though, the conversations it's generating on the net are pheonominal!
Holy crap is this the begining of the Matrix for real? It's certainly a VERY big brother step!
The homless need beer! We've all seen the signs the homeless hold up asking for beer... these people really give it to them!
No shit Micheal Jackson is behaving like an idiot AGAIN!
After just getting married this couple tried to get right in the "married" spirit by having a huge fight over who would drive that escalated to a fist fight on the freeway... nice to spend the honeymoon in jail... very nice!
We went to see Reloaded this weekend... nothing else mattered, I am obsessed right now! There will be a ton of people who will just not get it, I am not going to spoil anything but if you don't get it your not thinking hard enough. Use the noodle! Try really hard! Free your mind!
I was going to put a bunch of Matrix links here explaining the story to those who do not get it but I figured I'd wait and let everyone have a chance to free your own mind before I bake your noodle!
The BEST browser in the world still cannot figure out what the hell it's name is! Firebird reminds me of Smokey and the Bandit! Click here if you do not know why you should be using Firebird instead of IE! I know a whole buttload of you are using IE too. Sheeple!
Excellent, a guy that blogs about nothing but gadgets! Check out Gizmodo.
Remember my favo Iragi blogger? Read a cool interview with him here!
Finally, I have to jet but in my Matrix themed head, I guess I'll be off to see it agin soon... at the IMAX! YEA!
I have no bandwidth today, just to damn busy.
I'll give you a poem I read that touched me...
sweet ladies adorn the planet like decorations on pine trees, i dont mind scenes of international bonding cos life seems to be more than my own now that shes entered my picture, i cant stop smilin wide so now my mouth needs stitches, my lips torn apart by the effect of her personality, its captured my heart and brought another person out of me, and i like that person, but i love her and wont stop, eternity's not a long time because of life's clock, more like a stopwatch, i hopscotch my way jumping obstructions, her mind is top notch, love's non stop constantly constructin new opportunities for opportunity, feelings expressed, i cant hold her 24/7 so sometimes i get depressed until the next time i can, regress into subconscious, my friends let me know im down and seeming obnoxious but i cant help that... heartfelt tracks make my eyes moist, why's her voice such a sweet sound makin my life choices so damn easy... revolution around her isnt physics, i have no problem, often lobbin feelings with linguistics, offer rottn a solution, my bed is empty baby, no other can fill it youre definitely my lady, i see nice tits, nice arses and pretty faces but i cant help seeing you appearing in different places even though i know youre not around, youre always close to me, hopefully we can grow to be one essence, we openly discuss problems, issues, good and bad equations, laugh and cry together- stagnations outside of our creation, perfection is apparent but how? God says it aint so, or is it in the eye of the beholder? you make my day glow so you must be better than great, letters and phone calls, a new level of fate, echo my own thoughts, two minds, two bodies, two continents but one soul, share life experiences, hopes and dreams, grow old, things used to be so cold, ice melts from sunrays in spring, i know summers coming and the hatchlings taken under the wings of their predecessors, i believe the blessings you bring make this life more precious than artifacts of the ming dynasty, youre a rarity, one of a kind, a blessed gift, i love you butafly, my heart awaits our next kiss... not long to go until im melting in your arms again with your head on my shoulder and lips pressed apart then prodding, pressing, caressing your soft and supple skin, loving the tenderness we create - must be a lovers thing, the airport is where we meet for the first and last time, happiness initially, cant hide when i start crying, hello and goodbye, how can one place have such mixed emotions? but i want you to be aware - nothing with bend or break this devotion... by Locco ... via the internet
Where did the day go... tick tock tick tock... is it time to free my mind yet?!?!?
Cyberpunk by William Gibson (which is a must read for any true GEEK) predicted the wired world we live amazingly acurately. What are todays SciFi writers saying?
It seems as if the Koreans are behaving badly, they tried to force down one of our planes and shot some type of laser weapon at us! WTF do they want to be next?
In a day or two there is going to be a Lunar Eclipse. This was one of the best ways to prove the Earth was round to the masses before the days of space travel.
Here are some interesting photos of pictures of Saddam.
What did this guy do when he got a hold of a "copy proteced" cd that would not play? He copied it so he could listen to it!
The new album from The Matrix is v.cool! I little more techno than the grungy first album "Dread Rock" is way fast!!
First there were X-Men mutants, funny how art imitates life, real life mutant mosquitoes! resitant to insecticide and carry the west nile virus.. holy crap!
I'm going to leave you with a story...
My friend L's wife was selling a camera on ebay recently when after the sale she became suspicious. It might have been women's intuition but whatever the reason she started checking the buys feedback every day. After he paid the money through PayPal and she sent the camera he started to get feedback about how he was welching on deals, She imediately went to the bank and closed that account and reopened another to break the PayPal tie. Sure enough PayPal sent her a notice that she owed them the money back because she had commited fraud in "not sending the camera!" PayPal automatically sided with the perp and did not have any sympathy for my friend! Since she had sent the camera to a p.o. box she called the local police in the area and explained to them what was happening to her and apparently others on the internet/ebay. The cop traced the p.o. , went to his house and found him there with the camera! He got arrested and they sent the camera back to my friend! How COOL! is that! Way cool if you ask me, next time something goes down with me I'm calling her! Don't mess with J! BAM!
Well dade and I had been planning to go to WaterWorld yesterday for a week. The website said WW was open during the regular SFAW hours. Well yesterday's hours were from 9a-4p so we made plans. On a whim I decided to give them a bell and check to make sure... guess what only Sat and Sun! Fix the damn website! ... oh wait they did! Sometime between Last weekend and friday they changed it... bastards so we went to Splashtown instead...
When I pulled in I though "OH SHIT"! There were about 40 school buses in the p.lot. We go up anyway while I'm standing in line I notice sign that says the following attractions will not be open today... and there are 9 things listed! I have no idea what this park is like and how many that leaves but how do I tell Dade... I mean he's been doing extras all week just to get to go! So we go in... after walking all the way around the joint I found f'ed up locker system they have there and we got changed. They did not have any kids areas open and the 3!!! things that were open were so jammed up with obnoxious jr.high aged kids you couldn't move. The wave pool was so full that the waves weren't even making it to shore! incredible! So right away I'm in a shit pissed mood... we decided to get int he lagoon thing and at least get wet and then we slid this tiny little slide in the lagoon. While we were doing this I noticed they opened another slide, a tandem slide. So we go and the line is not to bad yet so do that. By the time that is done they have open the kids pirate ship area! yea! Dade get's on the ship and plays for about an hour... we trek over to the wave pool for a set and immediately head back to the Pirate ship. They slowly opened more and more things almost none which Dade was tall enough to ride, last thing before we left they opened the river which was fun... overall I'd say it's about the same as WW. I won't be going back though. It's to expensive and I already have a season pass to WW not to mention to far away... I'd say they barely pulled the day out but squeezing a few things open. I wonder if the dressed the gardeners as lifegaurds and put them in the seats just to stuff open. Probably!
Would you like to have your name on a comet? now you can!
the new Top thrill Dragster opened at Cedar Point last weekend and the line were so long the officials had to hand out passes to the bathroom !!!
just in case ou need a penis shaped chicken nugget, someone has put one up on ebay ... that place has everything!
Well I felt my first really bad pang of vicarious emotional pain through my son today. It seems the neighborhood kids were picking on him by hitting him in the face with a ball. He was outnumbered 4-1 and while he wanted to stay he didn't know how to handle the situation. I gave him all the advice I could but he still chose to sit and wallow around the house. I feel so bad for him. It's really his first foray into this type of emotion for him. He can't grasp the concept of someone NOT being nice to him... totaly my fault for spoiling him and allowing him to be spoiled. I'm sure he'll get over it, but in the meantime my gut and head are in turmoil. while I want to help him I realize that would be one of the worst things I could do. I'll just encourage him to stand up for himself.
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