WAR WAR WAR... We had a little war of our own here at the office this morning... I came in to a full raging SQL Slammer attack! Of course I did not know it at the time. Made the morning go by in a hurry though.
Business 2.0 magazine has an article on 101 dumbest moments in business and it is chocked full of funny stuff... like the infamous number 19 and other like 42,54,55!
Despite the French doing everything in thier power to help Iraq the terrorist of the world don't seem to care!
Did you like 16 Candles? Maybe you'd like 32 Candles twice as much then.
Finally my friend P sent me a link of some anti war chick getting her ass handed to her by some Iraqi native now living in exile from his homeland. little girl... you gotta love the left...
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p.s. from my dad...
By Dennis Miller
All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of confusion from some of you.
As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep it Simple, Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and recognize a few important facts.
Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important issue:
1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.
2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep this in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.
3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories," your reply will be "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"
4) If your only antiwar slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.
5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us.
6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the President. He plays one on TV.
7) Even if you are antiwar, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin Laden wants you dead, too.
8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.
9) We are not trying to liberate them.
10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We all need to support them without reservation.
Saw Dreamcatcher last night... bleh... I thought it was foo.
Are you boycotting France? How far are you willing to take it? Want to sign a petition to give back the Statue of Liberty?
WTF! This damn guy won't get out of the pond in Washington! Geez give it up already!
Want to see the Iraq Body Count ... their numbers are already screwed up calling all of those casulaties civilian when clearly they were not but whatever...
Wondering what your missing at spring break this year? have a little pron waring there is some popup hell on here! but it is real boob flashing content.
You know those guys that stand outside of Wrigley field and try to catch home run balls? Well now the Cubs are going to charge them!
The planet became a better place last night! Congrats to R and P on M and B! Awesome!!!! We are keeping you in our thoughts.
Hey you know what war is near... so are terorist strikes in the U.S. and you kow what, if they do that holy crap! I'm thinking the U.S. is going to nuts!
I had a fantastic weekend! Friday I took Dade to Astroworld and boy did he have fun! He rode just about everything that he was tall enough to ride. Lot's of fun! Saturday the whole family went to see Cirque du Soliel Alegria! It was awesome as they all are... before hand we went to eat at Sambuca Jazz Cafe and that too was very good. Other than that I worked and worked and worked. That's the way it's got to be for awhile.
Did you see that RACE what a finish!
If you're up for a bit of reading, this article over at MSNBC is a very enlightening look at how the rest of the world see's the United States. It's kind of sad in a way. It really is thinnly veiled jealousy over our economic prowess.
TECHNOLUST SQUARED! FutureLUST! OMG that Liquid Video thing looks sweet! mmmm liquid video...
this woman died fter complaining she didn't feel well. Doctors suspect the 65 drug-filled balloons in her stomach had something to do with it.
Now wait a darn minute... or not. No don't Carpe Diem!
Quote:: Who said - That ass is so fine if you threw it up in the air it would turn in to sunshine! Leave me a comment if you know the answer!
This morning I was full of pep and energy... it's amazing how a few words can take that out of you. Last night the bounds of the earth became to much to bear for my good friends brother. He took his own life. I knew him, not as well as I should have. I have known him since I was in junior high. Being older than us he was that cool guy that had a car and then that had a girlfriend and then that could drink! I remember when I was 12 thinking how cool it must be to be him. That is the way I'll choose to remember.
I am sorry but I cannot state names in my blog. It is a self impossed policy but and in the intrest of privacy I will not. If you don not know who I am talking about and connot figure it out then you probably should not know the names anyway. Sam
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Larry
Know you didn't mean it, but your comment sounded rude. I knew most of your friends and your sister knew most of your friends, and neither one of us knew who you were talking about.
I had a wonderful weekend! Camaro came out and stretched his legs... we took Dade to the Carnival on Friday, we dinner with friends on Saturday it was all kick ass!
Ok this is good. Did you know the war had started... well some Brits were doing some weapons testing and some Iraqis went ahead and surrendered.
There are some things you wish you could un-see this is one of them!
I guess he didn't do his homework... if you're gonna spoof might as well go to the top!
Angie and I watched The Ring last night and it was pretty damn good! I give a thumbs up and I'm glad I bought it!
Thnaks to my dad for this link ... it's all those hollywood DAs that continue to spout off. I'm sure that George Clooney and Babs has more info that Bush and Powell. Please get you heard out of your ass...
For an item that was so highly coveted back during WWII ... now it can be had on ebay for a for a few p. Amazing!
My friend S sent me this link about a "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" million dollar winner that looks like he had help from the audience. Seems someone in the audience had a bad cough!
The Future that Wasn't be sure and click the picture and look at the things people in the 50's thought we'd be doing today. That's cool!
Not that this worst of poll is very scientific, but it shows that there are alot of bitter people out there. Some of these shows have been nominated for Oscars in the same category as theya re showing as the worst in... I think this is the most sarcastic poll I've ever seen!
so important? Easy the 
