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    Thursday, February 20, 2003  

    neutral :: posted 5:05:24 PM :: comments(1) ::permalink

    Here comes the rain... it's theatening to wipe out the cookoff tomorrow.

    It seem thousands of guys are buying these these fake ATM recipts and guys are using them so give out thier phone numbers. To funny!

    I know I've blogged about rotten.com before but if you have not been in awhile things have certainly gotten stinking rotten?!?! Be sure not to miss SIMMER .... ugggh! Not for the faint of heart and stomach.

    Ok we've all been to RateMyRack.com now go to fuckingbent.com/ and rate all the drunk dumbasses out there...

    WTF is this... he he.

    No more FRENCH fries... Freedom Fries

    Holy crap! Does the word shrimp even apply here?!! Thes things will smack you and split your toe or finger open at the normal 10 inch size!

    ONLY 15 YEARS!!!! OMG!!!! Get his ass over here and see what he gets!!!!!

    i.am.sam






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    Wednesday, February 19, 2003  

    magical :: posted 6:11:29 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Two improvements to the blog today... Real quick...
    1. For those of you who seem to have a hard time figuring out what I'm saying... I have added a Glos on the lefthand side of the page, be sure and let me know when I use some other spiel you do not know...
    2. Comments! Have at it... and keep the flames and spelling comments to a minimum please. I type as freely as I speak and if I stop to adjust for spelling the posts begin to suffer. Please let me know if something fails, I whipped this up really quickly and it is not really tested. In the near future I'll have a number next to the comments link letting you know how many comments are associated with that post.

    Ok just a few very few links as I have to go ...

    Can soundless music affect your emotions? Yes is the short answer... but read it for yourself, pretty interesting.

    The X-Men 2 trailer is out... X2 at Apple trailers! Kick ass site that is...

    WTF is NewsMonster? I don't know but when I do I'll fill you in... looks cool for the 3 minutes I looked at the page...

    Finally thanks go to R for finding a very cool kick ass klind of link... VisualThesaurus.com has this 3D rotating visual Thesaurus... v.cool

    gotta jet... use the comments... i.am.about.to.get.flamed.samu




    Tuesday, February 18, 2003  

    blah :: posted 5:37:45 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Joe Millionaire ... did you watch. He picked the right girl. It was anti-climatic though.

    WTF is this? I don't know... whatever...

    Remember last week when I broke the news about the credit card theft? Well the real story came out today! 5.6 million card numbers stolen HOLY CRAP!

    If you have ever wanted to see Teddy Bears having Tantic Sex then they finally made a website just for you!

    Make sure you watch Bert the Turtle show you how to survive a terrorist attack!

    MMMMMMM Lips! be careful your speakers are not to loud. You can really get this sounding pretty prono if you try.

    Read this link carefully, things are not always as they seem...

    i.am.sam


    smiley :: posted 4:07:15 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Real quick here... with NASCAR season upon us again I looked back through some of my old links ... 1998 and 1999

    It's fun at a race!

    NASCAR fans don't bother with beach balls in the stands...





    Monday, February 17, 2003  

    confused :: posted 4:45:33 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    This weekend was booooorrrrring well not that boring, but I was basically waiting for Sunday to get here so Saturday was a big nothing... We did manage to watch 1,2,3 movies this weekend... which brings up a comment... WTF is up with all the nominations for Chicago? SUCKOLA! I barely made it through! Anyway we made it to Sunday and The Race was on and eh... rain delayed then shortened ... boo! Then the Simpsons deal... I was expecting a clip show and new episode, instead I got a rerun and 2 new episodes... they were ok... I was unsatisfied.

    Wonder Twin powers activate... eh nevermind wrong show... In the same vein as the Justice League comes a new movie from Fox... LXG stands for The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... I don't know but the trailer looks pretty freakin good!

    For those who are wondering about that space elevator thingy I posted awhile back... these guys are really serious about making it real!

    Here... have a little eye candy...

    For you Astroworld fans out there, SFAW is getting 2 new rides this year... Swat is like 2 giant flyswatters spinning around... and Diablo Falls a giant water coster raft ride thing?!?... Unfortunately Taz's Texas Tornado has been removed. DAMN! I never got to ride it.

    have some more... candy... it's all good...

    Those boys at thinkgeek just keep coming up with funny shirts... like this one.

    that's enough for today... i.am.samu




    Thursday, February 13, 2003  

    angelic :: posted 5:16:42 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    No time today... this might be a short one...

    Do you need a game that simulates the impending war? here is a popular one, and it's all in flash!

    Who could you take in a fight? Some of these are to damn funny.

    WOW who would have thought you could do this to pencil?! WOW! Double WOW!

    I have always wanted to do this, but I never had a team...Junkyard Wars Application... anyone?

    You know that grainy shuttle pic with the wing all distorted? That was rally an old Mac and cheapo telescope! full story here

    i.am.sam




    Wednesday, February 12, 2003  

    smiley :: posted 4:56:43 PM :: comments(1) ::permalink

    Terroisn!(SJL on Chris Baker) Ok everyone is worried about this that and the other thing. THEY have already done what THEY want to instill terror! Are you scared or prepared. Be prepared and not scared. My dad is feearful of a "dirty bomb" and I was too until I read about it. As it turns out a dirty bomb is really more about fear than anything else. A dirty bomb is nothing more than a regular bomb with radioactive shit packed in there. The explosion is the same as it would be without the radioactive shit. The explosion just spreads the stuff around and makes a big mess that could take months to clean up, there probably won't even be any deaths associated with the radiation aspect of it. Anyway Time explains it better than me, or these guys. All in all it's not at all what you think it is!


    OMG THIS is going to be the baddest ride on the planet! Holy crap 120 MPH in 4 seconds and a height of 420 feet! Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go!

    Mind reading website! this worked for me the first time. After that no... weird though!

    Goodbye lightbulb, hello LED, are the lightbulbs days numbered? YES!

    Generals is out it looks sweet! Almost SIM like?!!?

    Did you know that this weekend the best show on tv will air it's 300th episode? This fan site is exceptionally good! mmmmmm 90 minutes....

    good night... i.am.sam


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           The Simpsons show was alright... you should check your spelling a little better. Peace!


    Tuesday, February 11, 2003  

    sleepy :: posted 4:44:11 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    I got a call from someone this morning that told me that all of the Southwest Bank Credit cards and Check cards have been compromised in a computer break in and that they reissuing all of these cards! Damn! What a pain in the ass! This is unconfirmed as of now.

    Since I have been talking alot about this lately I thought I would mention it here. Our family had a small meeting this past sunday and made a plan for a meeting spot should there be a terrorist attack. In our situation some of us work on the opposite side of Houston from where we live and if a mushroom cloud were to form over Houston we would have no way of getting to our families. Think about it there is an explosion, EMP pulse knocks out all cell phones and power and the police come around advising everyone to evacuate immediatly. Where do you go? How do you find where your loved ones went? I know where my family will be heading. We have a plan now. It's simple pick a couple of places where you would meet and be able to communicate with. They should be rural. They should be place where you may end up staying... I rural hotel is a good choice a McDonalds is not. Ok on that down note... let's have a little fun!

    My friend G sent me this carrot with a vagina link! WTF!

    The Oscars are about to be back... go LOTR! AOTC!

    Do you need a custom candy heart... go here and create your own! Go see the other hillarious shit people put on thier hearts here. Warning some are vulgar! :)

    OMG! I am so sick of this kind of crap! Two sisters were getting on a Southwest Airlines plane that was at capacity. They could not find a seat together so they continued to wander up and own the isles looking depite being asked to sit down twice... so in typical SWA fashion the attendant said a poem over the loudspeaker... "Eenie, meenie, minie, moe; pick a seat, we gotta go." Of course these ladys took it as a racial slur and are now sueing SWA. I so wish that companies could sue back for frivilous lawsuits! this one would have to win.

    This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along....

    i.am.sam




    Monday, February 10, 2003  

    frowny :: posted 5:36:06 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Wow did I have a great Friday! Dade and I went to the Museum of Natural Science. Cockrell butterfly exhibit was kick ass. Living roaches the size of a pack of cigarettes and a millipede that looked like a black garden hose. Awesome! We even saw a butterfly hatch from the chrysalis and stretch his wings! Then the planetarium, the museum, the dinosaurs, the mummy, the giant sloth! Wow when is the last time you went? To cool! My fav though was a living cuttlefish. Yep the kind that change colors in an instant... how cool was that!

    Saturday, Angie and I went to see Biker Boyz and eat at Noche and damn that was some good grub!

    Ok enough of my trival life, on to some editorial and/or links!

    Since the Joe Millionaire final is tomorrow night and I can't remember if I posted this, here it is. It is a link to one of the finalist being some softpron fetish type movies. Actually the entire Smoking Gun website is riot!

    Anyone remember this gem? Cool!

    For those who have tireed of regular fishing, how about trying squirrel fishing?!?

    I'd like to ask for moment of silence. It seems the king is dead. If you were a kid in the arcade in the 80's you lived off of Atari. How many 2600's did they sell? A gazillion? Well the end has finally come... Atari closes the doors. I still have an I <3 Atari bumpersticker hanging in my computer room. Pong, Asteroids, Tempest, Pole Position, Centipede, the list goes on... I feel gutted.

    i.am.rygar





    Wednesday, February 5, 2003  

    smiley :: posted 5:09:57 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Holy cock-a-doodle! I collect things like this but that might be out of my price range.

    It looks like France don't want to play no mo'... pussies! heard on the radio this morning "Having France as an ally in a war is about is usefull as taking an acordian on a deer hunt!" Thanks to P for the 2nd link!

    Next time you need to go to space, just take the elevator


    Did you guys see that video today of that jet dumping "simulated anthrax"! Holy crap let's not wait for the rest of the world, get 'em right f'in now! Powell delivers the news

    What if you cell phone could shock the piss out of you if you used it while driving?!?! Wild idea but something of the sort is gaining momentum.

    Here is a cool little recolection about the shuttle computers.

    HOLY COW this looks v.v.cool! The Animatrix is a series of episodes by directors and thier vision of The Matrix ala BMW Films... the first episode is out as well as a trailer. I saw the trailer and I can't wait to see the first episode.

    i.am.sam


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