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    Wednesday, February 13, 2002  

    sick :: posted 5:01:41 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Blah blah blah... damn I cannot get over this sickness, I'm 34 and falling apart! I woke up yesterday from the 2 hours of sleep I got with the pounding headache I'd had since last Friday... yes the whole time, so I said screw it I'm going to the doc! Those of you who know me know I don't go to the doc until I'm in blinding pain or unconscious so you know it was bad. Anyway it turns out I have a sinus and ear infection. GREAT! So I get a shot of steroids in the ass and damn it if my head ache didn't go away by bedtime. Well waky up this morning all is cool until about 10a I guess it wore off because someone re-inserted that freaking 12" spike into my skull. ughhh Anyway one cool thing happened yesterday, I was excused from the return trip to the courts on Friday...I guess they did not like my answers.

    Anyone watching the Olympics? Did you see that shit with ice skating and the bad judging? Turns out there was some hanky panky going on there...

    Anyone besides me like Futurama? Well it got canceled! Another of the shows I like bites the dust... I still want my Freakylinks... and damn it bring Alex back to Trading Spaces!

    Uh someone found some dinosaur vomit.
    Then there was the guy who thought he could get himself a little action... WITH A HORSE! and the horse didn't like the fact that the guy did not understand the word "no". 4-year-old filly apparently kicked a 34-year-old transient in the face as he allegedly sexually assaulted the horse in Rolling Hills Estates, deputies said Sunday. nice...

    i.am.sam 286/270/240/4





    Monday, February 11, 2002  

    ragey :: posted 4:14:38 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Allergies allergies how I hate you! You know that scene in the opening credits of Spongebob where it says "porous and yellow and absorbent is he" well that is how my head feels and has felt for 3 or 4 days now!

    I had jury duty today... now just like everyone else in the world I do not like going to jury duty. Well I'm sitting there waiting for them to start calling people when they come on the P.A. and say "We are going to need these 30 people to fill out a questionair and the return on friday...Samuel Morton..." DAMNNN!!!!!! So fill out this 30 page questionaire and have to go back on Friday. By the way the questionaire reads its a case involving mental illness and a police officer and capitol punishment. The form also made it appear as if it is going to be a 3 week case. Double DAMN! Anyway on to something more fun... you guys hooked on that Tron game yet!

    Wanna see something spooky? Make sure your speakers are on and go here. Spooky!!!

    This is what not to do with your Palm Pilot. Palm Pizza... hehe

    World's longest slinky 'nuf said...

    Now that we have the ability to artificialy inseminate a female why do we need men? (fill in your own joke here) Well guess what!? Someone got pissed off about that little inability of men not being able to carry a child and developed an artificial womb. That's right full ability to "grow" a child in a lab. YUK! Pretty soon we just wont need people at all to reproduce. It'll be like Demolition Man with those cool head set thingies.

    I threaten to have computer bonfires all the time. Well this decided it was time to put his computer down... want to see a guy shoot the crap out of his computer with a shotgun... NOTE: The site was overloaded when I wrote this so you may have to come back after the hype has died down.

    i.am.samu




    Thursday, February 7, 2002  

    upsidedown :: posted 4:46:51 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Oh the horror!!! I am IM-less! No more ICQ/Trillian at work... I'm crushed! No if you need me you can still SMS through ICQ to my cell phone and I will call you back if needed. Otherwise ugo!

    Remember Tiffany? Well you'll be able to see "all" of her now! read it

    You know this is kinda neat if you look at it in IE.

    Anyone else out there facinated by the whole robot phenom that is going on right now? check this out Real Robot Wars!

    My friend S sent me this... and damn that is lot of pennies!

    i.am.sam




    Wednesday, February 6, 2002  

    sleepy :: posted 4:20:41 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    2 count 'em 2 in one day!

    Check this out! It's a remote controled helicopter that MIT developed... I smell military applications.

    Have you ever heard of case modding? I've done a window in my case with blue neon, but not to a hard drive! DAMN Nutters!

    TECHNOLUST ALERT
    This looks pretty cool! So does this this. mmmm webpad....

    enough already... who.lives.in.a.pineapple.under.the.sea.?.samu.squarepants


    smiley :: posted 8:21:05 AM :: comments(0) ::permalink


    http://www.gltron.org/

    Feeling frisky today... now if I could just get rid of this damn runny nose YuK!

    I have not played it yet but it looks damn cool! glTron ... see the picture!

    Cool interface and good wallpaper content make this a fun ride! mecomapny.com

    Think about you first web experience... lot's of content and not so good looking as tv, but you did not expect it to be right? This site just goes to show you how things are progressing on the web. v.cool

    mjau ... who brings you the coolest links? Samu that's who!

    i :: am :: samu




    Tuesday, February 5, 2002  

    sick :: posted 4:23:33 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    I have a G I A N T headache today so this is gonna be short...

    Did he disappear or was he snuffed out?where's kenny?

    You know Valentines Day is right around the corner...geek gift idea ahead...

    You know it's starting to get close to Halloween again... I'm feeling the need to start building again!
    screw this I'm out
    i.am.sam




    Monday, February 4, 2002  

    confused :: posted 4:24:44 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Let me start by saying Dralion was the shit! Very Cirque! Dragon and Lion in case you haven't figured it out yet. Dade really liked it I think. Lot's of color, sound and movement kept him in the game. Let me stop by saying THE game sucked! Could it be more boring... ok it got well in the end but by then who cared... knot eye said the blind man!

    Why do I feel like there is going to be a rash of Chubacabra sightings? WTF is this ?

    Could this be the best picture ever!
    Sometime it just makes you feel good to now there are good people in this world... to much negativity in the news. I think that makes people fell bad and it just perpetuates.

    If you can get in, here is a link to the Super Bowl commercials. Including the Battlebot rip off, the Budweiser Hawk, and the Satin Sheets! Don't forget to go the rejected PETA ads.

    First was the VCR, then came TiVo, ReplayTV and Moxi... now you can get it on your PC... Snapstream.com

    I know I've touted Morpheous on here before, so it's only fair to let you know when it's got a problem...read this if you use Morpheous

    cya! i.am.sam




    Thursday, January 31, 2002  

    smiley :: posted 5:18:54 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    It is now the weekend for me! YEA! One day closer to Drallion! Anyway, does anyone have a magic formula for flea control? I got a bunch I want to torture and kill... damn things.

    You knew it was to good to be true! Remember the man killed by the giant boobed stripper? Urban Legend ... I admit it, I perpetuated it! Damn it I know better....

    I love Battlebots and I love Junkyard Wars. What do you get when you put them together? Ultimate Machine Combat I'm forming a team any takers!

    First they had the Chubacabra now they have Mysterious 'alien' corn
    Someone over at Dark Horizons got a hold of a script from Attack of the Clones.(Star Wars) There were rumors abounding about how bad this would be. Apparently NOT! (minor spoilers here)

    Ok I know a bunch of you play games on the internet all the time. I found this site while surfing one day. Very cool games on here!

    i.am.sam




    Wednesday, January 30, 2002  

    sleepy :: posted 5:18:45 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Damn I am beat today... it's late and I got here early and I did not take a lunch. I can't wait! Goin to Drallion this weekend...YES!

    Did you know that Japan is cell phone nutzo! Check out this article with pictures of everone looking at their phone!

    I hateit when you drink so much you don't know where you are! AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC

    The damn 007 people are giving Austin Powers the shit about his new movie. Stuck up damn snobby shitasses!

    I'm too tired to go on, I'm gonna go put my truck on autopilot and sleep my way home...i.am.sssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




    Tuesday, January 29, 2002  

    blah :: posted 4:29:56 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Day 2 at GDS wow I remember more of this cad stuff than I thought I would... you kow, it's like riding a bike. I remember a command then another then next thing you know your just typing shit like you never quit doing it.

    This guy installed a screensaver on a computer and almost ended up in jail! The screensaver was one of those distributed apps like Seti@Home that uses your computer when it's idle to do some work. Get a couple of thousand people doing this and you could have some hellacious throughput!

    Palm has finally come out with a new model. The i705 has built-in wireless capabilities. Always on internet? Pretty cool idea!

    What men like about women's bodies as if we didn't know... one thing revealing is that women still believe we all want some stick when most men like 'em a bit chunkier than that.

    Hey girls! Don't you hate when the line to the bathroom is out the door and the guy's has no line... you need one of these and then you too can pee standing up!

    I'm guessing most of you have been to Amazon.com before. Welldid you know that last quarter was the first time they turned a profit? This article over at slashdot sheds some light.

    to cool! neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie on clearance too!

    that's all for today kiddies... i.am.sam


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