Angie and I went to see Underworld this past weekend. I thought it was great Angie fell asleep. Of course I thought it was money well spent in the first few minutes of seeing a head to toe black leather clad Kate Beckinsale in the rain. Haminah!Haminah!
I'm sure you've heard about David Blaine pulling his latest stunt ... hanging in a clear box without food for 45 over Thames river... Apperntly he is a sitting duck up there so take a shot at him if you like.
Who knew? I used to grow these things without even trying?
I want to know what kind of a halucination do have to be having to CUT OFF YOUR TONGUE AND PENIS! That must have been one hell of a trip!
I'm not feeling like it today. Nothing but a fuzzy brain for me right now... I want a T610 so badly. I need to get my AR money in and now!
Ok I'm having a major freak out about the whole Halloween thing approaching and me not having done anything at all! HELP!!! Anyone ever wanted to make a Halloween prop?
How freaking cool is this! Google Code Jam! anyone want to do a team thing and give it a whirl?
Where did the day go... BTW I'm looking for DORP! If anyone out there knows someone who sells loose weave Jute Netting for landscaping please please please contact me. I can order this stuff but the shipping is %50 of the cost!
You think your job is bad? What about scientist... they have some really bad jobs... Barnyard Masterbator?!? ugh!
Arrrrghhh BTW Matey Friday is Talk Like a Pirate Day! So all of better comply or ye be walking the plank!
Once upon a time I was giving a lecture on what the internet was... yea it was a few years ago. Well most people thought the internet was about WWW and nothing else... I opened their eyes to email, ftp, IM , newsgroups and the IRC... during this I made an off color comment on people losing their spouse to chatters in the IRC this wall innocently leading up to the "be carefull who you meet online" speech... little did I know one of the attendees was in the thows of a divorce over guess what... anyway... all of that being said you never know who you are going to meet out there in CYBERSPACE, thank you William Gibson. You might think you gonna have some kewl cybersex but then you get a hold of this guy! Now kids you'll have to read on this page but it's worth it.
With the news sending you nothing but bad news it give me great pleasure to present good news for a change... HEROS
If you lost a penis the Austailian government found it.
Guys you know how you're always trying to talk your S.O. into those nude pics? Well... it can backfire wehn she turns the camera around!
My truck is still not fixed!!!! DAMN IT!!!! The shop is about to give on me I think. They want me to drive it a few days and see what happens? WTF? Geeze!
I don't know what's worse... the guy who made this bill or the guy whoACCEPTED IT! DA!
I have no idea what a good use for this would be?!?
Speaking of Aggies! This article about Midnight Yell portrays the atmos. very well. The first time I went it, I too could not believe it, but by the end I was like "bring on the kool-aid".
Yes that pic is from the A&M Red, White and Blue out. Those are people in T-Shirts! it's is not retouched, that is how it actually was!
Have you ever wondered where the term "bug" comes from in software? Read this and you will know... it was a moth!
WHOEVER WROTE THIS SHOULD STEP FORWARD AND CLAIM THIS POEM. THE WORDS ARE VERY POWERFUL: TWO THOUSAND ONE, NINE ELEVEN (2001-911)
Two thousand one, nine eleven Three thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait A bearded man with stovepipe hat Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat"
They settle down in seats of clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives."
Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green then say "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain."
From a man on sticks one could hear "The only thing we have to fear. The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, trust us sir, we've passed that test."
"Courage doesn't hide in caves You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores
A silence fell within the mist Somehow the Newcomer knew that this Meant time had come for her to say What was in the hearts of the five thousand plus that day
"Back on Earth, we wrote reports, Watched our children play in sports Worked our gardens, sang our songs Went to church and clipped coupons We smiled, we laughed, we cried, we fought Unlike you, great we're not"
The tall man in the stovepipe hat Stood and said, "Don't talk like that! Look at your country, look and see You died for freedom, just like me"
Then, before them all appeared a scene Of rubbled streets and twisted beams Death, destruction, smoke and dust And people working just 'cause they must
Hauling ash, lifting stones, Knee deep in hell, but not alone "Look! Blackman, Whiteman, Brownman, Yellowman Side by side helping their fellow man!"
So said Martin, as he watched the scene "Even from nightmares, can be born a dream."
Down below three firemen raised The colors high into ashen haze The soldiers above had seen it before On Iwo Jima back in '44
The man on sticks studied everything closely Then shared his perceptions on what he saw mostly "I see pain, I see tears, I see sorrow -- but I don't see fear."
"You left behind husbands and wives Daughters and sons and so many lives are suffering now because of this wrong But look very closely. You're not really gone.
All of those people, even those who've never met you All of their lives, they'll never forget you Don't you see what has happened? Don't you see what you've done? You've brought them together, together as one.
With that the man in the stovepipe hat said "Take my hand," and from there he led three thousand plus heroes, Newcomers to heaven On this day, two thousand one, nine eleven
If you're stupid enough to have sex with on of your 14 year students... then no damn wonder you got caught have the film you shot of it developed at WalMart! DA!!!!
WTF happened to 3 strikes! After 176 arrests they let him out early for good behavior... He was arrested the next day ... 177 and counting... send his ass to Texas and see what happens!
... ouch my wallet hurts!?! 