Make sure you got the correct apartment before you eat that chicken... too funny!
OMG did anyone see Scare Tactics last night? Too funny they basically set up someone to get the crap scared out of them. Last night they set up a dude and his date to be attacked by an alien. It was very real and the dude bolted and left the date there to be eaten or whatever. So funny!
If you gonna rob a bank with a gun it helps to actually have a gun.
I do not want to take up tons of space talking about my weekend so I'll be brief, Friday the whole family went to The Aquarium Downtown... during the week during the day is THE time to go. 10 minute wait. It was great but the Kemah one is better in my opinion. Friday night Angie and I went dancing. So cool the DJ made a special CD with a song I've been desperate for just for me, for free! Numbers kicks ass and Wes Wallace is the shit! G and J went with us and there was more than a little Vanilla Stolli drunk that night.
Did the racing rock this weekend or what! Awesome! I got a GameCube last night! Kick!
This guys trys to make a point by telling us a story. I have some things to say about this story. What does it not say? For starters the woman's boss forced her to go out on the ice to begin with, and he has a nuclear bomb with the Winnie in the sights and couple of hundred warheads with Sarin gas in them pointed at the crowd, including the protestor. Oh and by the way he has already killed the last crowd with the said Sarin gas, that told him he was wrong to put that woman out there. If this were a true representation of the war we would be going after the boss, not the woman. Once the boss was eliminated the woman would simply walk off the ice. The antiBUSH errrr antiwar people would have you believe that diplomacy would win out. That is why after 12 years and 16 resolutions today the coalition forces found 20 warheads loaded with gas in ready to fire position in Baghdad and a bunch of drums of chemicals containing Mustard Gas, Sarin Gas, and some "cocktail" of other things. All of which Sadam did not have and was not keeping, and was showing the weapons inspectors as he was burdened to do by U.N. resolution 1441 in the 6 months they were in there inspecting. All of which were diplomatic moves. Some people are so blind... it makes me very sad...
One thing I failed to mention on Tuesday... Monday after the drive home from D/FW I had a little time to kill in the afternoon and I had missed all my Dade and Daddy time on Friday so I took my son who was "to bored to move" out to Stallworth to fly a kite. We ran out about 200 feet of string and he held on as I launched it. These are the moments a dad lives for. He beamed brilliantly... I cannot wait to do it again. We ended running out about 400 feet of string, I think he didn't touch the ground for about an hour.
Watch the most amazing motorcycle crash video! They call him lucky!
As usual The Smoking Gun has some dirt on someone. This time it's Jim Carrey and his Ex-Wife wanting more alimony! Lot's public blow harding goin on here. TSG also has the detail of the Elizabeth Smart abduction and subsequent arrestees.
In the effort to not forget why we are in this war... look at these pictures a man took right before the second trade tower fell and killed him. Like this! These were recovered from ground zero.
I have no desire to blog today... BTW we are winning the war.
I'll post a few links and see if I get in the mood.
This looks like a scene from Porky's or something... definately a DA!
There have only been 6 giant squids ever found before... they just found another!
If you want to meet women, take a pic of your willy and write your email address on the pic. Now stick it under the windshield wiper of the car of a pretty girl or 5. Now when they take you jail your sure to get some action.
Now this is good April Fools Stuff. Mark Cuban attacked a fake ref during a time out on Tuesday! How funny!
Apparently some DJs announced a free Eminem concert as an April Fools joke. They ended up creating quite a problem and got arrested.
What a hell of looooong weekend. I spent the weekend with my friends up in the Fort Worth area going to watcha bunch of guys go really really fast. NASCAR is the shit no doubt about it. What a hell of a finish on Sunday too!
First ... Aljazeera started an english verion of thier website... well after they showed those videos of the executed troops they were sitting ducks for the hackers! Hooah!
A mural celebrating 911 found in Iraqi military HQ in Nasiriyah... credit newsmax.com
Got a digicam? read this! It could help you take much better pics than you thought you could.
This is funny... it seems the NY Post is seeding it's website with white text on a white background of a bunch of crap containing top search terms trying to draw traffic in... sneaky sneaky!
First a dude is walking on the beach and letting his dogs play in the surf, when outta no where this 6 and half foot shark snags one of his dogs however, the other dog races into the water and promptly kicks the shark's ass and saves hit fellow canine!
What would happen if dropped a 2600lb rubber band ball from an airplane a mile up in the air...not much really...
Here you go... have bunch of pretty good quality pron pics...don't say I never gave ya nothin'
that's enough from me...
war #8 and #20! god bless... i.am.sam
running out of gasss... I have no energy today, but my workout was kickin ass! Busted a big number on the reps and cals on my machine today!
I've gotten lot's of flash stuff today, this was the best of the bunch!
Spirited Away will be coming to a theater near you soon! This is an animated feature that won the Animation Oscar this past Sunday. It was Titanic huge over in Japan but hqas not been popular here. I understand the visual experience is incredible.
A humanoid Aibo? looks very cool... has speech recog as well. This might be the toy to unseat my R2 unit that I talk to on a regular basis... now before you start shouting GEEK you see the R2... it's a way way way cool little toy!
You know how your grandmother would never forget your birthday? Well what if she had 59 grandchildren and 101 great grandchildren to keep up with! Holy family tree Batman!
You know those GPS jamming devices you've heard the Russians sold to Iraq? Well today the coalition destroyed all of them... with GPS guided bombs! Ha!
Wearing Red in a Casino might help you get lucky... if your interested in security...
This is an incredible story right out of a Tom Clancey novel! Only it really happened to this very very luck reporter! WOW! Read it down to the end wow!
First Michael Moore had a go a bush during his Oscar speech of course most of the crowd was booing the crap out of him... then Steve Martin joked that the teamsters were helping him in to the trunk of his limo... a good snipe but... someone else decide to dig a little deeper about Mr. Moores Award what an ahole.
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