Hey what do you know I actually improved for the first time in 5 days!!! WOW! Well Dade graduated pre-K last night it was very cool... you know they say "You don't what your capacity to love is until you've had a child." Well I agree more and more with that every day... some so trivial as saying the Alphabet or the Pledge of Allegiance can seem so important when you see your child up there doing it. LEFT TURN--- you'd never believe what I'm listening to right now. Well my friend L I used to work with had gobs of MP3s on his machine so one day he filled a CD with some he thought sounded like me. Well I got to tell you there are some gems in here... Jenny 867-5309, Come On Eileen, Walking on Broken Dreams, and Take on Me all acapella! Barbers Quartet style sort of... they are incredible! Then there is stuff like Bruce's Hungry Heart or Elvis' Promised Land ... then out of the blue come on a song La Mer... it's in French and I promise that you know this song ... I'm high as a kite right now thanks to this. Thanks L!
This is the official website for the best word ever said.
Wow those game machines are getting pretty powerful! These guys racked up a bunch of PS2s and made a supercomputer out of them!!!
You know when they say a snake is cold blooded, most people don't really know what that means... it means the snake is the temperature of the enviroment... with this in mind these people took a bunch of pictures of zoom animals with an infrared camera... ie that rainbow looking heat sensitive stuff. It's pretty cool give it a look.
Search engines will be changing soon... see here! I hope... I've always wanted one of those automated paging cool looking search engines things like in the first Matrix when Neo was looking for Morpheus.
Just in case you've ever wanted to try Beer Butt Chicken... here is your recipe.
As a child one movie that scared the crap out of me was "The Birds"... I remember seeing that movie one fall then going out to play and having to come inside because I couldn't keep an eye on all of the birds out there... I was terified... well now some flock of crows in Germany has gone Hitchcock! holy crap! Mad Crow disease!
OMG!!!! THIS IS SO COOL! as a child of the 80's and huge fan of the 80's stuff like this really get me jacked up... Wacky Walk Walkers, Stretch Armstrong and Saturday Supercade!
Ok folks I'm very sorry but I'm going to be short today... This weekend was crappy kind of... Last week I got poison ivy and well it spreading... Let me just say to any area where you have sensitive skin... you do the math. Anyway as a result I ended up in the Emergency room on Monday feeling like a retard. I got some creme and some pills and today I got a shot so hopefully I get this shit in order! They say that the worst pain in the world is having a child, until you get poison ivy ...ummm there.
I did managae to get wet this weekend! Angie got us a coupe of tanks and we tried out our new BCs and blew some pool bubbles that was cool. Dade, the neighborhood kids and I went out to Jenkins and shot off a few model rockets this weekend too, what a hoot!
You are Agent Smith, from "The Matrix." No one would ever want to run into you in a dark alley. Cold as steel, tough as a rock, things are your way or the highway.
I know I've been busy and itchy! Damn it man I got into some poison ivy last weekend and holy crap I'm about to gnaw my leg off! Then as if that's not enough now I'm getting a heat rash under my arms! GAH!
Ok how about some links... Uphill water? how does he do it!?!?
Do not mess with this guy ... in addition to killing a burglar recently, last year he saw a police chase of a man that had stolen of this guys dump trucks end near his house. When suspect fled he came out of his house and chased him down when the suspect wouldn't yeild he pounded him with a bat!
I'm still in Matrix mode! I just love movies I think... this whole Matrix thing though, the conversations it's generating on the net are pheonominal!
Holy crap is this the begining of the Matrix for real? It's certainly a VERY big brother step!
The homless need beer! We've all seen the signs the homeless hold up asking for beer... these people really give it to them!
No shit Micheal Jackson is behaving like an idiot AGAIN!
After just getting married this couple tried to get right in the "married" spirit by having a huge fight over who would drive that escalated to a fist fight on the freeway... nice to spend the honeymoon in jail... very nice!
We went to see Reloaded this weekend... nothing else mattered, I am obsessed right now! There will be a ton of people who will just not get it, I am not going to spoil anything but if you don't get it your not thinking hard enough. Use the noodle! Try really hard! Free your mind!
I was going to put a bunch of Matrix links here explaining the story to those who do not get it but I figured I'd wait and let everyone have a chance to free your own mind before I bake your noodle!
The BEST browser in the world still cannot figure out what the hell it's name is! Firebird reminds me of Smokey and the Bandit! Click here if you do not know why you should be using Firebird instead of IE! I know a whole buttload of you are using IE too. Sheeple!
Excellent, a guy that blogs about nothing but gadgets! Check out Gizmodo.
Remember my favo Iragi blogger? Read a cool interview with him here!
Finally, I have to jet but in my Matrix themed head, I guess I'll be off to see it agin soon... at the IMAX! YEA!
I have no bandwidth today, just to damn busy.
I'll give you a poem I read that touched me...
sweet ladies adorn the planet like decorations on pine trees, i dont mind scenes of international bonding cos life seems to be more than my own now that shes entered my picture, i cant stop smilin wide so now my mouth needs stitches, my lips torn apart by the effect of her personality, its captured my heart and brought another person out of me, and i like that person, but i love her and wont stop, eternity's not a long time because of life's clock, more like a stopwatch, i hopscotch my way jumping obstructions, her mind is top notch, love's non stop constantly constructin new opportunities for opportunity, feelings expressed, i cant hold her 24/7 so sometimes i get depressed until the next time i can, regress into subconscious, my friends let me know im down and seeming obnoxious but i cant help that... heartfelt tracks make my eyes moist, why's her voice such a sweet sound makin my life choices so damn easy... revolution around her isnt physics, i have no problem, often lobbin feelings with linguistics, offer rottn a solution, my bed is empty baby, no other can fill it youre definitely my lady, i see nice tits, nice arses and pretty faces but i cant help seeing you appearing in different places even though i know youre not around, youre always close to me, hopefully we can grow to be one essence, we openly discuss problems, issues, good and bad equations, laugh and cry together- stagnations outside of our creation, perfection is apparent but how? God says it aint so, or is it in the eye of the beholder? you make my day glow so you must be better than great, letters and phone calls, a new level of fate, echo my own thoughts, two minds, two bodies, two continents but one soul, share life experiences, hopes and dreams, grow old, things used to be so cold, ice melts from sunrays in spring, i know summers coming and the hatchlings taken under the wings of their predecessors, i believe the blessings you bring make this life more precious than artifacts of the ming dynasty, youre a rarity, one of a kind, a blessed gift, i love you butafly, my heart awaits our next kiss... not long to go until im melting in your arms again with your head on my shoulder and lips pressed apart then prodding, pressing, caressing your soft and supple skin, loving the tenderness we create - must be a lovers thing, the airport is where we meet for the first and last time, happiness initially, cant hide when i start crying, hello and goodbye, how can one place have such mixed emotions? but i want you to be aware - nothing with bend or break this devotion... by Locco ... via the internet
Where did the day go... tick tock tick tock... is it time to free my mind yet?!?!?
Cyberpunk by William Gibson (which is a must read for any true GEEK) predicted the wired world we live amazingly acurately. What are todays SciFi writers saying?
It seems as if the Koreans are behaving badly, they tried to force down one of our planes and shot some type of laser weapon at us! WTF do they want to be next?
In a day or two there is going to be a Lunar Eclipse. This was one of the best ways to prove the Earth was round to the masses before the days of space travel.
Here are some interesting photos of pictures of Saddam.
What did this guy do when he got a hold of a "copy proteced" cd that would not play? He copied it so he could listen to it!
The new album from The Matrix is v.cool! I little more techno than the grungy first album "Dread Rock" is way fast!!
First there were X-Men mutants, funny how art imitates life, real life mutant mosquitoes! resitant to insecticide and carry the west nile virus.. holy crap!
I'm going to leave you with a story...
My friend L's wife was selling a camera on ebay recently when after the sale she became suspicious. It might have been women's intuition but whatever the reason she started checking the buys feedback every day. After he paid the money through PayPal and she sent the camera he started to get feedback about how he was welching on deals, She imediately went to the bank and closed that account and reopened another to break the PayPal tie. Sure enough PayPal sent her a notice that she owed them the money back because she had commited fraud in "not sending the camera!" PayPal automatically sided with the perp and did not have any sympathy for my friend! Since she had sent the camera to a p.o. box she called the local police in the area and explained to them what was happening to her and apparently others on the internet/ebay. The cop traced the p.o. , went to his house and found him there with the camera! He got arrested and they sent the camera back to my friend! How COOL! is that! Way cool if you ask me, next time something goes down with me I'm calling her! Don't mess with J! BAM!
The $20 dollar bill is getting a 