I had such a good weekend! How about that weather! Windy but awesome... got the Camaro out and went for spin great!
Ok Friday Cookoff at the dome... pretty fun tried not to drink since there's carbs in that darn alcohol! Fun time...
Saturday... kick butt, took the family to Rainforest Cafe... this is a 5 year olds paradise I swear... the food was eh!!?! but the atmos was kick but... Dade even had a drink at the bar sitting on a zebra's butt under a giant mushroom in the middle of a rainstorm... afterward we went to see DareDevil... it was not that bad I thought it was kinda cool... anyway what links lie in wait... I don't have that much today so let's see.
For some reason it looks like Houston is screwed... this site is pretty damn funny ... you have to read some of it to get the jokes though.
Awhile I talked about a scam on the internet, or least linked it, where someone in Nigeria contacts you and tries to convince you that they will give you some money if you help them transfer a large sum of money from thier bank to America... it basically escallates until your account is drained or you wise up that it's a scam, there have even been occasions where people have gone over there and ended up a hostage... well one those people got so mad that he fought back and shot one of thos scammers! f'in good show I say!
With 300 episodes of the Simpson's in the book you'd be surprised how much sex has been in there... yet another top 10 Simpsons, this one is pretty damn good though.
By now everyone has heard about the Great White pyro that went awry and killed over 100 people. Well in true Smoking Gun fashion they have all the public documents they can get. Don't forget to check out PeeWee's porn stash on the site too.
Ok so there are 100's of dumbasses streaming to Iraq to be human shields... well guess what? They are unhappy that the officials in Iraq want to put "the shield" around a military target... well no shit did you think the USA was going to just start bombing civilians... no and the human shields know that ... ummm hadn't counted on the Iraqis being such aholes did you. ... reap what you sow.
It seems there are about 33,000 Nike shoes about to wash up on the coast of Alaska somewhere... you just have to find the matches to have a pair.
As if you did not have enough PRON in your life...This guy who runs a prono shop started a crazy prono shop blog of sorts... and it's pretty damn funny.
PRON PRON PRON PRON - J-Lo's nipples ... she's got more than ass...
Here comes the rain... it's theatening to wipe out the cookoff tomorrow.
It seem thousands of guys are buying these these fake ATM recipts and guys are using them so give out thier phone numbers. To funny!
I know I've blogged about rotten.com before but if you have not been in awhile things have certainly gotten stinking rotten?!?! Be sure not to miss SIMMER .... ugggh! Not for the faint of heart and stomach.
Two improvements to the blog today... Real quick...
1. For those of you who seem to have a hard time figuring out what I'm saying... I have added a Glos on the lefthand side of the page, be sure and let me know when I use some other spiel you do not know...
2. Comments! Have at it... and keep the flames and spelling comments to a minimum please. I type as freely as I speak and if I stop to adjust for spelling the posts begin to suffer. Please let me know if something fails, I whipped this up really quickly and it is not really tested. In the near future I'll have a number next to the comments link letting you know how many comments are associated with that post.
Ok just a few very few links as I have to go ...
Can soundless music affect your emotions? Yes is the short answer... but read it for yourself, pretty interesting.
The X-Men 2 trailer is out... X2 at Apple trailers! Kick ass site that is...
WTF is NewsMonster? I don't know but when I do I'll fill you in... looks cool for the 3 minutes I looked at the page...
Finally thanks go to R for finding a very cool kick ass klind of link... VisualThesaurus.com has this 3D rotating visual Thesaurus... v.cool
gotta jet... use the comments... i.am.about.to.get.flamed.samu
This weekend was booooorrrrring well not that boring, but I was basically waiting for Sunday to get here so Saturday was a big nothing... We did manage to watch 1,2,3 movies this weekend... which brings up a comment... WTF is up with all the nominations for Chicago? SUCKOLA! I barely made it through! Anyway we made it to Sunday and The Race was on and eh... rain delayed then shortened ... boo! Then the Simpsons deal... I was expecting a clip show and new episode, instead I got a rerun and 2 new episodes... they were ok... I was unsatisfied.
Wonder Twin powers activate... eh nevermind wrong show... In the same vein as the Justice League comes a new movie from Fox... LXG stands for The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... I don't know but the trailer looks pretty freakin good!
For those who are wondering about that space elevator thingy I posted awhile back... these guys are really serious about making it real!
For you Astroworld fans out there, SFAW is getting 2 new rides this year... Swat is like 2 giant flyswatters spinning around... and Diablo Falls a giant water coster raft ride thing?!?... Unfortunately Taz's Texas Tornado has been removed. DAMN! I never got to ride it.
Terroisn!(SJL on Chris Baker) Ok everyone is worried about this that and the other thing. THEY have already done what THEY want to instill terror! Are you scared or prepared. Be prepared and not scared. My dad is feearful of a "dirty bomb" and I was too until I read about it. As it turns out a dirty bomb is really more about fear than anything else. A dirty bomb is nothing more than a regular bomb with radioactive shit packed in there. The explosion is the same as it would be without the radioactive shit. The explosion just spreads the stuff around and makes a big mess that could take months to clean up, there probably won't even be any deaths associated with the radiation aspect of it. Anyway Time explains it better than me, or these guys. All in all it's not at all what you think it is!
OMG THIS is going to be the baddest ride on the planet! Holy crap 120 MPH in 4 seconds and a height of 420 feet! Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go!
Mind reading website! this worked for me the first time. After that no... weird though!
Goodbye lightbulb, hello LED, are the lightbulbs days numbered? YES!
I got a call from someone this morning that told me that all of the Southwest Bank Credit cards and Check cards have been compromised in a computer break in and that they reissuing all of these cards! Damn! What a pain in the ass! This is unconfirmed as of now.
Since I have been talking alot about this lately I thought I would mention it here. Our family had a small meeting this past sunday and made a plan for a meeting spot should there be a terrorist attack. In our situation some of us work on the opposite side of Houston from where we live and if a mushroom cloud were to form over Houston we would have no way of getting to our families. Think about it there is an explosion, EMP pulse knocks out all cell phones and power and the police come around advising everyone to evacuate immediatly. Where do you go? How do you find where your loved ones went? I know where my family will be heading. We have a plan now. It's simple pick a couple of places where you would meet and be able to communicate with. They should be rural. They should be place where you may end up staying... I rural hotel is a good choice a McDonalds is not. Ok on that down note... let's have a little fun!
My friend G sent me this carrot with a vagina link! WTF!
Do you need a custom candy heart... go here and create your own! Go see the other hillarious shit people put on thier hearts here. Warning some are vulgar! :)
OMG! I am so sick of this kind of crap! Two sisters were getting on a Southwest Airlines plane that was at capacity. They could not find a seat together so they continued to wander up and own the isles looking depite being asked to sit down twice... so in typical SWA fashion the attendant said a poem over the loudspeaker... "Eenie, meenie, minie, moe; pick a seat, we gotta go." Of course these ladys took it as a racial slur and are now sueing SWA. I so wish that companies could sue back for frivilous lawsuits! this one would have to win.
This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along....
Wow did I have a great Friday! Dade and I went to the Museum of Natural Science. Cockrell butterfly exhibit was kick ass. Living roaches the size of a pack of cigarettes and a millipede that looked like a black garden hose. Awesome! We even saw a butterfly hatch from the chrysalis and stretch his wings! Then the planetarium, the museum, the dinosaurs, the mummy, the giant sloth! Wow when is the last time you went? To cool! My fav though was a living cuttlefish. Yep the kind that change colors in an instant... how cool was that!
Saturday, Angie and I went to see Biker Boyz and eat at Noche and damn that was some good grub!
Ok enough of my trival life, on to some editorial and/or links!
Since the Joe Millionaire final is tomorrow night and I can't remember if I posted this, here it is. It is a link to one of the finalist being some softpron fetish type movies. Actually the entire Smoking Gun website is riot!
For those who have tireed of regular fishing, how about trying squirrel fishing?!?
I'd like to ask for moment of silence. It seems the king is dead. If you were a kid in the arcade in the 80's you lived off of Atari. How many 2600's did they sell? A gazillion? Well the end has finally come... Atari closes the doors. I still have an I <3 Atari bumpersticker hanging in my computer room. Pong, Asteroids, Tempest, Pole Position, Centipede, the list goes on... I feel gutted.
No time today... this might be a short one...
Did you know that this weekend 
