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    Tuesday, December 10, 2002  

    smiley :: posted 6:02:32 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    So I wake up this morning feeling pretty good. Get a shower and head out 4 minutes ahead of schedule! Pretty good! Anyway I'm just getting out of town when I notice my seat is not in the fully upright position. Well in the evenings I recline it a bit if I'm sitting in traffic and otherwise I like it straight up and down. Anyway so I reach down pull the lever and nothing... it does not come up?!?! hmmm.... ok it's been a little off lately so I recline it a "notch" so the mechanism will relase and then it can go up, it stays one notch lower. Well it's only two notches down from straight up which not so bad until I decide to give it some and it slams all the way back against the back seat, while I'm doing 70 down 225! Hello! After regaining control of the vehicle and my pants I realize the seat now stuck in the fully fully reclined position...WTF! I pull over and jack with it for 3-4 minutes and say screw it, sit on a folded up tarp I have in the back and drive on in to work.

    Once in the parking lot I proceed to start dismantling the seat, but it's dark and hard to see and I can't really get anywhere so forget it I go on in and look it up on the internet... a couple of phone calls later I'm off to the dealer to throw gobs of cash at them and see if they can fix it... how much do you think a truck seat costs? I'll answer that in a minute!

    Around lunch I get the call "Mr. Morton, this is Allen Samuels Dodge, I got the estimate on your truck... they are going to have to replace the upper part of the seat and the hinge mechanism"... "ok how much is that?"... "the total is gonna run you $422.14." ... "what! for half a seat! forget it!" an hour later I pick up the truck and to thier credit they did not charge me any labor for looking at it. While I'm there I decied to see how much a whole new seat would cost... $1600! Cloth, no electrics, no heat nothing! Basic driver seat! $1600!!!! Insanity...

    Ok I stick a big box in the back seat and lean the seat back against it and drive on back to work. Well you know I can't let a sleeping dog lie so I peel the upholstry off the seat. It come off easily with no damage at all, and I'm able to now see the problem, I have a quarter stuck in the hinge mechanism! Oh yes and it's in a tight spot no way am I able to reach it... wow I guess I'm going to have to take the seat out and flip over and shake it out...

    Inside the office I tell everyone about the situ and W pulls out the longest needle nose pliers I've ever seen in my life! Hey that might work... p,r,w and me, a lot of jiggling and bloody knuckle later it came out... and it is mangled! That was it, all is well now, except I have to make up a little time at work and now I have a new story to tell!

    In the Future we'll all be Harry Potter very interesting...

    For all you admins out there this is great!

    i.am.reclined




    Monday, December 9, 2002  

    blah :: posted 5:46:30 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Long time no bloggie!!!! Taken, are you watching it!!!!! Wow it's really good... can't wait for tonights episode. What did I do for the last week... well let me tell you... not much really. I've been working really really hard at the office and it's resulting in my leaving late and not wanting to blog much.

    Angie and I took Dade to a carnival at the mall this week and I was really proud of him. He awas scared but he went on just about everything we asked him to. Some things twice! It was fun fun, and for some reason the total cost was only $12 a person to ride it all! Maybe because there was a competing carnival down the road, or maybe because it was damn cold that night!

    I think the HipTop is very cool but the battery just sucks! It is growing in popularity though.

    Want to see some very cool 3d renderings and animations? Go here! Where do they get the time to do this stuff!

    i.am.outtahere.sam




    Wednesday, December 4, 2002  

    sick :: posted 4:37:26 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    My head is pounding!!!! So this is gonna be short...

    LegoDeath.com

    They are sending in the "very special forces" to fight for the USA... thanks to P for the link!

    Recursion at it's finest! I think I'm gonna hurl!

    The 3rd Annual 20 Worst People, Places, And Things On The Internet For 2002

    This is major major geek news...I Robot to made into a movie!

    It looks like Spielberg's "Taken" on SciFi is getting RAVE reviews... glad I Tivoed it... might as well set a season pass... I have not started to watch it yet but I will tonight.

    Silent Thunder... Electric Car Drag Racing not that fast yet but watch out...

    ::the profusion of flowers show god is not only a woman she's basking in an afterglow.

    i.am.sam
    ::my mind on cloud
      my feet on ground
      my soul on parole
      my heart is yours





    Monday, December 2, 2002  

    sleepy :: posted 5:16:25 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Damn I got fat this weekend! Eat eat eat eat eat eat is all I did and now I'm feeling like a whale! Hope everyone else had some good turkey! BTW I saw Bond this weekend... kick ass!

    I got 11/14! Try your luck at Asses and Elbows

    Would you let a robot Tatoo you?

    Do you mountain bike? It might be hurting the boys! Watch out!

    Segway on steroids! This new concept from Honda looks bad ass! Yes the little wheels are in the front... v.cool!

    Need to build a factory? let a virus do it for you! Who would have thought virii could be so cool!

    LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!
    Extreme Tech is reporting about a nasty new virus out there that could really put a hurt on you. Make sure your virus protection is up to date! please!

    i.am.sam





    Wednesday, November 27, 2002  

    evil :: posted 4:20:40 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    I'm about to go home, but I thought I'd throw out one link... someone sent me Salpar.net, it's PRON so watch out but anyway it looked interesting, I'll try it when I get home tonight.

    I have no idea WTF this is.

    From PopSci ... IN DECEMBER VAST HORDES OF EAGER FILMGOERS will mob cineplexes across the land and witness, at the climax of The Two Towers, one of the most anticipated scenes in recent movie history: the great Battle of Helm's Deep. See the rest here... it is an incredible read...

    happy t-day tomorrow... i.am.sam




    Tuesday, November 26, 2002  

    magical :: posted 6:05:43 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Two days no bloggy! I suck! Today got away from me real quick... damn it!

    These assholes! Are sueing people for downloading shared files over Kazaa yep $16 per song and $60 movie! If they delete files and and pay half the bill they won't get sued... let's see them prove it.

    What do you do if your Tivo thinks you are gay? Look here and see...to funny!

    Got broadband... have a look at Apple's newest Switch Ads

    You've all heard the conspiracy theorys about the "faked" moon landings... well NASA is about to give big up yours by pointing a seriously bad assed telescope at the moon and looking to see if they can see the moon buggy and stuff they left up there. I can't wait to see these pictures.

    Pretty geeky here... you can buy the cantenna or you could make the one the Screen Savers did about a month ago.

    check out my new custom saber... a true Jedi makes his own saber, I will make my own soon!

    I'm outta here! i.am.obisamu




    Friday, November 22, 2002  

    angelic :: posted 12:38:36 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink


    Never ever doubt the power of the force! Someone was compelled to pay $28,900 for this original Star Wars Tie Fighter Helmet! WoW!

    Well another run of my Jurassic Park Cryocan is almost complete... I have a few extra if anyone is looking for a very very unique gift for christmas... they are $250 each I'll have about 2-4 extras if anyone is interested.
    MVC-854F.JPGMVC-855F.JPGMVC-856F.JPGMVC-857F.JPGMVC-858F.JPGMVC-859F.JPG

    Video of it in action

    Got a techie to buy for this XMAS? Watch This show on TechTv and see what's gonna be hot this year...

    i.am.sam
    :: the rhythms of english are relentless -- even whispered promises become little songs - david rutkowski




    Thursday, November 21, 2002  

    sleepy :: posted 4:17:15 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    www.hubcapcreatures.com

    http://www.hubcapcreatures.com/

    Today was boring!!!!!!!!!!! How about some links...

    Hoax or real... you've all seenthe photos of the 80lb cat and stuff... test your knowledge on the hoxes!

    Now this is some scary shit!

    Now this is just plain stupid... some porn star wants to go a whole month eating nothing but .... semen.

    Damn it! What the hell are they thinking coming out with a product like Nippits! Bastages!

    WTF is this?

    Wow look at the piranah there... made from a hubcap! tons more here... v.cool

    For those who have not seen the Michael Jackson baby dangling incident(s) here is CNN's take on it.

    If you don't eat all of your dinner, no Gorilla Boogers for you.

    I've had enough... i.am.samu
    ::the curls
    on her pussy
    point to
    sanity

    her snatch
    does not have
    hitler's
    mustache


    magical :: posted 11:39:13 AM :: comments(0) ::permalink



    America
    ==============

    How many ways are there
    to slice an apple pie?

    You can cut it
    crossways
    sideways
    long-ways
    wide-ways

    You can slice it into eight
    e v e n l y s i z e d p i e c e s
    you can shave off little slivers
    and drop them
    on the ground

    If you wield the knife
    you can cut it
    any way you want
    looking across the table
    at the other
    knife wielding sod
    with his pie eating grin

    You can flash those
    baby-blues
    so seductively
    at him
    at his knife
    at his teeth
    at his
    cinnamon breath

    All for a morsel
    of apple

    © Copyright 1999, Richard A Haimann




    Wednesday, November 20, 2002  

    upsidedown :: posted 4:06:14 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Did you know Comdex is going on... I miss it so much! I'm still hoping to go to CES this year... rumor has it Comdex is leaving Vegas or leaving for good, and coming to, you guessed it HOUSTON! How cool would that be!

    Wonder what's goin on at Comdex? Funny you should ask... I spotted this little item about CD quality audio through Bluetooth! For those who don't know Bluetooth is a local small area wireless netowork... think of this you have a Bluetooth PDA and get in your car your Bluetooth car stereo reconizes the PDA and instantly has access to all of the mp3s on it, at the same time it reconizes your phone and knows when the phone rings to lower the volume, oh and your phone and PDA stay in sync just because they are near each other... it's all very cool in theory, well we are about to prove theory to fact.

    Looks like all of MS's geeks were at Comdex instead of minding the farm... Longhorn was leaked on Tuesday... it's not functional yet but very interesting things showed up in there.

    Modding PS2s and XBoxes have been popular for years, the mods usually allow the user to play bootleged games from overseas or even games that have been copied. Xbox just launched it's Live service and now that is has everyone online it has started to ban mod chip users from it's network...

    Seems like every other day a new phone comes out that I want... Here is the letest offering from Nokia. Oh and there is still this cool one too!

    Some of you know I collect replica movie props, my collection is growing well, some of prized pieces are The Luke Skywalker Lightsaber, the Map from the Goonies and of course the Cryocan from Jurassic Park... well I'm going to have to add to the wish list pretty soon... This Golden Snitch from Harry Potter looks pretty damn cool!

    i.am.sam


    L
    i
    ght a kitchen match in a dark room. blow it out. that is the history of the universe.



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