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    Thursday, August 28, 2003  

    smiley :: posted 5:18:34 PM :: comments(1) ::permalink

    For all of you yahoos out there that said playing video games would get you nowhere... My friend S went out last night playing Golden T (it's a golf video game) anyway by the end of the night he had made about $4000.00. Yes that is $4K! All of the T machines are networked together and talk back to the manufacturer of the game. To get more play they offer money shots where you can pay an extra buck to take a shot a hole in one. Make it and win a prize... the prize last night $1000. Now this is not an easy shot but it is makable, once someone wins on a machine though, that machine is done and will not offer it again. So S and his friend went from bar to bar last night playing to win. Good for him!

    Hey guess what back in the 70's Arnold was having sex ... and this is important today because why?

    Someone has got a himself in a fit about iTunes... and He's RIGHT!

    The thinking machine is coming soon... on August 21st Skynet became selfaware... SCARY!

    Dream job... what is your dream job... the more I think about it, money aside I'd ike to be a set dresser, or maybe a Disney Imagineer! I love building illusionary stuff for Halloween so it seems like a natural... I'd have to work computers in there somehow though... anyway look what the latest imagineering feat is... Walking 2 legged dinosaur!

    Speaking of Halloween! this Zombie Generator is quite cool! I've been screwing with this all day!

    Worms worms worms! ... new stuff everyday! update those DAT files... install that Firewall!

    Now that is one Expensize FART! DAMN!

    It's what they get... try to rob a blind man with a gun!

    cya!!! i.am.sam


    comments(1) : + add +
    .:: Stacy
           Your friend "S" must be really cool. I want to party with that dude! Thanks for the props. BTW, I got one check for $3K and the other one is on the way.


    Wednesday, August 27, 2003  

    smiley :: posted 4:53:00 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Well we watched LOTR-TTT last night and hooobaby it was guud! It's amazing the amount of effort that went in to this project. They filmed all three films in one shot and they did so with the knowledge the computer software to do the CGI the movie was relying on was not yet invented! All in all a huge risk that paid off in aces!

    Since we are talking movies... did you here they are redoing Charlie and Chocolate Factory? Tim Burton directing and rumored to play Wonka... Johnny Depp or Christopher Walken!

    Also speaking of movies... the nex trailer for Matrix Revolutions came out yesterday! See it here! You know hwat a Matrix nut I am, I cannot wait!

    Since it's a movie kind of day... Have you seen the trailer for Kate Beckinsale's new flick? It's movie about Vampires Vs. Werewolves! done in style simlar to Blade! Underworld
    Who's Kate Beckinsale? Well I fell for her in Serendipity but she was also in Pearl Harbor... Now if we could only get her, Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly together... boy howdy I don't care how bad that movie is, it almost like that fighting girls beer commercial...I digress...

    Speaking of Blade... It looks as if there will be a 3rd installment in the series. Blade - Trinity

    Sequel Sequel Sequel, Remake, Comic Book Conversion! Has hollywood run out of original ideas? It appears so... Dirty Dancing 2 WTF! Did this need a sequel?

    I saw a poster for Scooby Doo 2 last time I was at the theater! ugghhh! On the other hand in the non-original category falls ...The Haunted Mansion which after Pirate of the Caribbean I am looking more and more forward to!

    gotta jet...i.am.sam





    Tuesday, August 26, 2003  

    smiley :: posted 5:08:02 PM :: comments(6) ::permalink

    LOTR TTT comes out on DVD today. That means don't be calling me tonight and interupting me while I'm watching my movie. For those who have not seen it, you're missing out go get it!

    Do you hate parallel parking? I remember that was the most feared part of the driving test! Well Toyota may put an end to that fear... 1st self parking car

    Why is Dog is man's best friend but Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Well the cost of the 2 just got radicaly closer! $100 real diamonds...

    We've all heard the naked woman yoga in the park story by now... wonder what all the fuss was about? TSG has her mug shot ... that might clear up some of questions!

    Drink your lizard spit and lose some weight now...WTF!

    Have you ever seen Ultimate Fighting? The supposedly no rules fighting. Well over the years there have been some rules added like freaking time limits yuk! Anyway there have always been those that said "Those guys wouldn't stand a chance against a real boxer like Tyson!" well guess what! we might get to find out! ... I'll pay for that one!

    I like big butts and I cannot lie...

    It no secret I'm a child of the 80s... right now I've got this book that has tons of recognizable lines from 80s movies so I thought I might close with one every now and then... if you know what movie it was from leave us a comment so the rest of the world will too...

    i.am.samu

    "You are a neo-maxey-zoom-dweebie"


    comments(6) : + add +
    .:: Kim
           Valley girl.........
    .:: Sam http://www.samuland.com
           Nope! It's not Valley Girl
    .:: Kim
           Sixteen Candles
    .:: Sam http://www.samuland.com
           It is not Sixteen Candle...

    Hint::It was spoken by Judd Nelson.
    .:: Kim
           I am so stupid .........Breakfast Club
    .:: Sam
           Finally!


    Monday, August 25, 2003  

    smiley :: posted 5:09:35 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Just when I thought it was safe... I was attacked by a rabbit! ... "I fart in your general direction" ... we were watching I love the 70s this weekend and I could not help myself, I ran right out and bought Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail. THAT IS A DAMN FUNNY MOVIE!!!!!


    You think those CDRs are permanant? Better think again! CRAP!

    It's time for Burning Man again. I'm going to go some year!

    Pedophile Priest get's his in jail. They say criminals who ahrm kids don't usually last in jail. Acknowledged.

    Holy crap! 1001 Horse Power and street legal! ...and it looks cool ... I see some spankin's at the street racing level.

    i.am.sam




    Wednesday, August 20, 2003  

    smiley :: posted 5:28:54 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    I'm off to see the 'stros & Cubs tonight... should be fun!

    Ok this site is a huge 2.5M download, but once there! WOW! The animation is a testament to how far Flash has come as a medium. NeoStream is a must visit. Be sure you smake the little man around some when the menu comes up!

    Do you write like a girl? Gender Genie can predict what sex you are just from how you write... errr type. It guessed correctly for me.

    Neato! EGG

    Is this a movie? Armored Car loses load of money on highway!

    The 99 Most Desirable Women list is getting closer to number 1. Down to 36!

    A whale tried to hump a sailboat! Lucky no one died!

    New colorful money is coming in October...read more...

    war 'stros! samu




    Tuesday, August 19, 2003  

    confused :: posted 5:23:14 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    I don't feel like it today. So this will be short.

    Guess who is counting cards now!

    If you're going to give a guy a SURPRISE part... get his gun from him first!

    peeing mexican ... WTF

    An idea I like sorta good worm.

    Microsoft wants auto update ... not a good idea... but almost.

    WTF again! Beverly Hillbillies Casino

    ...and the moral is : Don't get strippers on the net!

    Titty contest * PRON

    i.am.samu




    Monday, August 18, 2003  

    upsidedown :: posted 5:40:10 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Friday was Dade's last feee day before school starts so I let him pick where and what for the day. In order... Lunch at Red Robin, Blacklight Golf at Putting Edge, followed by Blacklight Bowling at Jillians, then Pirates of the Caribbean(again) at the Marqu*e, followed by Air Hockey and games at Jillians, next came Ice Cream at Stone Creamery, then Bumper Boats at Funwerks followed by Miniture Golf at Funwerks... followed by daddy's empty wallet! No really it wasn't that bad and boy howdy did we have some fun that day!


    How freakin cool is that! Lemming in your browser! I used to be addicted to this game!

    Did you know they had to edit Neil Armstrongs first words from the moon?!?! Neither did I! One small f'in...

    We all watched as yet again NY and others were the center of the world's attention with the recent blackouts. Here is one photographers view on this event.See it from space BEFORE and AFTER.

    Scalped by a Roller Coaster! OUCH! He had a mullet!

    goodnightnow!




    Thursday, August 14, 2003  

    smiley :: posted 11:52:15 AM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    WE've all heard about the worm... did you know those that have not cleaned their machines will start a DOS attack on MS on Saturday? Read what MS is doing to prepare.

    There is a new cool toy over at Thinkgeek... The Floating CID Display displays the CID info kinda in a floating cool looking spheroid thingy! Now if they would hook it up to USB and incorporate email and IM into it... well then you'd have a product!

    I think it was the swimsuit changing contest that got him busted... people are such idgets!

    You know it's getting to be only us Texans care about this but those chicken Dems are gonna get theirs in the end... Our Gov has decided to call special session after special session until they give in and come back. GOOD!

    We've all been blasted by a good 'ol fart every now and then... well what do you think a couple of ton whale fart smells like? Some scientist found out! ... hmmm I think he's been eating fish...

    Finally ... how about a piece of eye candy... simply stunning pieces here!

    have a great weekend...
    samu

    Watch your thoughts; they become words.
    Watch your words; they become actions.
    Watch your actions; they become habits.
    Watch your habits; they become character.
    Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
    --Frank Outlaw





    Wednesday, August 13, 2003  

    ragey :: posted 5:30:13 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Once again I find myself without any time to do this... did MSBLAST get you? It got a bunch of people!!! We'll see on Saturday if MS gets Blasted! WINGS TONIGHT!!!!

    DAMN! Astros just lost... ALOU! ARG!


    Fractals are cool... I've always had a thing for fractals, I don't know why...
    frac·tal n. A fractal is a rough or fragmented
    geometric shape that can be subdivided in parts, each of which is (at least approximately) a smaller copy of the whole. Fractals are generally self-similar (bits look like the whole) and independent of scale (they look similar, no matter how close you zoom in).
    When you look at these fractals remember that they were generated by math! PLaying with fractal software can be entertaining as well...there is some linked from that page...




    Confessions of a Baggage Screener --- neato.

    These two DAes decided to drive around shooting people with a paintball gun... until there was some return fire! Darwin ... are you out there?!

    Did anyone see Queer Eye last night???? Funny tuff there... wings wings wings wings... gotta jet...






    Tuesday, August 12, 2003  

    sleepy :: posted 5:45:47 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Busy I am today... dooda!

    If you have heard the the new Texans' fight song then you know why we banish that POS from the face of the earth! Please go here and vote to get rid of it! arf!

    You already know about the likes of the Weather Channel storm center, well how about The Internet Storm Center... it measures virus and worm activity on the net ... there is one brewing right now, go check it out!

    sorry no time today... have you noticed the new samublog banners? there are 10 of them and they are random. samu


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